Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Things I Hate - Tag

I have been tagged by Soxy on this one. As there was no particular count mentioned, let me just rant away. Here goes....

1) Artificiality: Here I'm talking about artificial people, who have something in their hearts and they make it something else when they speak. And above that they think the opposite person is a fool not to recognise that. So any form of mask puts me off.

2) Hypocrisy: There's absolutely no dearth of backbiting in this world today and there are certain people who can make that a profession by itself if they want to. I make sure that I have nothing to do with such kinds of people cos they have no conscience left.

3) Wasting food: Eat to your capacity and serve yourselves according to that. If food is free, then eat what you genuinely know you can eat. I can understand if something tastes really bad. But I have noticed that a lot of food is wasted and that irritates me, especially when there are so many people who don't get the basic necessities.

4) Gossiping: The typical "kittie-party" feature. Mind your own business and go ahead. Don't know why some people have concerns for the entire world.

5) People who don't know value for money: Irrespective of whichever social strata one belongs to, one should know value for money. I don't like it when people don't understand their parents' difficulties and demand anything and everything.

6) People who send their parents to old age homes: Here I remember the film Baghbaan. Parents don't bring you up just so that when time comes you leave them waiting in the lurch. They deserve the best. Even if you don't stay with them, at least keep visiting them, serve them cos everyone has to pass through old age.

7) Littering and spitting: I know i really cant hate it too much also , especially when i'm staying in India. But nevertheless, i hate it.

8)Measuring academic performance to overall personality: People who think that marks directly imply that the person is the best person by nature also is bullshit according to me. A person is not made up of only marks, there's a lot more to a person.

I guess that's enough hatred for the day:p In case i remember any more i'll edit this post and add;)

Monday, February 27, 2006

Morning Doubt.....

I don't like when i start thinking in the morning!! First of all i'm sleepy, my eyes are like Chinese and I have to rush to college:( And damn my mind starts thinking something, sometimes it sounds logical and sometimes it sounds dumb.....

Which statement holds more importance?

Forget not to remember me

OR

Remember not to forget me

If someone has any views then please comment, and for people who wanna throw tomatoes, jus keep in mind i'm toooo sleepyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Triple SMS.....

Got some funny SMSes on my cell and i thought of putting it down here:p

Whats the height of hope??
A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime recharge.

Yamraj took Santa to hell. He saw Gandhiji dancing with Mallika. He asked Yamraj, Gandhi ki sazaa itni mazedaar kyun hai? Yamraj said, sazaa Mallika ko mili hai!

Women's life is very hard....Morning wash clothes, Noon dry clothes, Evening iron clothes, Night remove clothes, Early morning search clothes!!!

Hope you had a hearty laugh!!!

Thursday, February 23, 2006

My Johari Window!!!

Saw this on s!'s blog and found this intriguing. So decided to try it out. I think by now everyone knows the rules. But for people who dont know, you have to select only six words to describe me and make an entry here which will help me to know what others think of me. hoping to get some substantial response. Thanks:)

Welcome juniors....

Finally, the 4-day long admission procedure for the next batch in our college ended today. And what fun it has been for sure. We never felt that we were working actually. It was all done in complete cooperation and fun and I can definitely say that this is what is called team work. Teh candidates were taken care of properly during their whole admission procedure to the extent that we got nil negative feedback which goes to show the dedication of the 40-odd team that has worked round the clock to make it a successful event. Today all of us cut a huge cake to mark the end of the event. And ya we are definitely waiting for our juniors eagerly because we have lots of plans for our college event next year and the tradition has to be passed on!
A special mention to all those people who made it possible...
Kavzz - good job
Krunal-I did not mind the shooossss :)
Kejal-Help desk was fun cos of u
Grissy - U rock gal!!!
Subbu, Sai, Ram,Rahul- Amazing scheduling...not a single hitch
DNY,Debs,DK - good presentation
Anuj bhaiyya - ladkiyon ka no. mere paas hai;)
Archie - Yo!
Viraj,Savio-invigilators No.1:p
Pappu,Banta-entertainers!

And loads of other people actually, but the list is too long! Thanx to each one of you:) And I can say for sure that with the treatment provided, each candidate would be wanting to join ur college!!!:) Hip Hip Hurray!!!!:D

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Colour quiz...

Came across this on Hari's blog , found it nice tp and so decided to take it:p And moreoever it tells all nice things about you;)

HASH(0x8ced084)
You're the color blue. You have the three c's

in life--you're cool, caring and confident.

Trustworthy and honest, people are naturally

attracted to you. You're unusually

optimistic, but that makes life all the

better. You're an imaginative person who

loves sleeping and dreaming. Hard-working

and determined, you excell in school. You're

everybody's favorite, and this is because you

have this undefined richness in your

personality and attitude. Mild-tempered and

stable. Not to mention very intelligent.

Along with the fact that you're conservative,

you're worried about the environment. So

basically, you're a generous, dependable and

devoted--just the kind of person everybody

needs. Wouldn't it be great if everybody in

the world were like you?


What color are you?

Monday, February 20, 2006

A-Z MedicoMusic Guide....

AIDS:

Ek Hain Anaar Yahaan...
Kitne Beemar Yahaan...
Yeh Dil Main Kis Kis Ko Doon..
Har Ek Ladki Mujhpe Hai Marti...
Yeh Dil Main Kis Kis Ko Doon...

Amnesia:

Jaanam Dekh Lo Mit Gayi Memory Yahaan...
Main Kahaan Hoon, Kahaan Hoon, Kahaan Hoon Kahaan...
Kaisi Sardardein, Kaisi Pareshaaniyan...
Main Kahaan Hoon, Kahaan Hoon, Kahaan Hoon Kahaan...

Cataract:

Bindu re Bindu, Meri Pyaari Bindu...
Beech Din Mein Tu Cham Cham Taare Dikhaye...
Bindu re Bindu...

Common Cold:

Cheek Maare, O Patient Cheek Maare...
Sardard Badhaaye, O Badhaaye...
Beech Raat Mein Fever Fever Karke Chillaye...
Cheek Maare, O Patient Cheek Maare...

Conjunctivitis:

Here Now Here Now...
Everybody Close your eyes fast now...
I looked at you, you looked at me...
Aur Ho Gayi Mushkil...
And You Became My Eye Sting...
Ek Bahaana Kar Ke De Gaya Red Eyes...

Diabetes:

Chocolate, Lime Juice, Icecream, Toffeeiyan...
Pehle Jaise Ab Mere Shauk Hain Kahan...
Injection,Dianil Ab Meri Saheliyan
Ab Mujhe Saare Lagti Hain Saari Paheliyaan...
Yeh Kaunsa Mod Hai Umar Ka...

Insomnia:

Mujhe Neend Naa Aaye, Neena Naa Aaye,ooooooooo
Mujhe Chain Na Aaye, Chain Naa Aaye,oooooooo
Koi Chai Zara Dhoond Ke Laye...
Naa Jaana Kahaan Neend Kho Gaya......

P.S: This post is by any means not laughing on people who are suffering from any of this. Its just a humorous spinoff on the umpteen guides that we get daily!!!

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Saath....

Anjaani Raahein Bula Rahi Thi....
Nayi Duniya Shaayad Intezaar Kar Rahi Thi...
Lekar Haathon Mein Haath...
Tab Maanga Tha Maine Tera Saath...

Jeevan Ki Uljhanein Aur Uljha Rahi Thi...
Is Gutthi Ko Suljhaane Ki Koshish Kar Rahi Thi...
Lekar Haathon Mein Haath...
Tab Maanga Tha Maine Tera Saath...

Kaanton Bhari Raah Mein Aksar Gir Rahi Thi...
Mera Saaya Samajhkar Tujhse Umeed Kar Rahi Thi...
Lekar Haathon Mein Haath...
Tab Maanga Tha Maine Tera Saath...

Umangon Ke Aks Mithkar Gir Rahe The...
Sheeshe Chaknachoor Bankar Bikhar Rahe The..
Jodkar Haathon Se Haath...
Maine Maanga Us Uparwaale Ka Saath...

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Pizza Hut Treat Blues.....

The repositioning strategy of Pizza Hut with its new treat bundles has gone kaput, according to me. My last week's visit to Pizza Hut was horrifying when I decided to try the new Rs 75 treat bundle that they have launched in which they offer appetiser(tomato soup),a personal pan pizza(just 2 choices available compulsorily) and the dessert (vanilla icecream with chocolate sauce). I had also ordered garlic bread with cheese which ended up being the only saving grace in this whole khichdi of items. The soup was nothing but a typical South Indian rasam in which hot water was poured to the brim wih huge chunk of tomatoes floating in between. The bread crumbs were harder than stone and they were readymade with absolutely no taste. The appetiser made sure that I didn't have any appetite left. Then the pizza was of smaller size with the onions and tomatoes half-cooked. Everyone around was also facing the same dilemma. So when the turn of feedback forms came, there were a whole bunch of comments asking value for money. If an outlet like Pizza Hut starts compromising on quality by reducing cost, its going to be a tough time for them ahead, especially with MacDs coming up with Rs 20 Happy Meals. A customer paying Rs 95 for a personal pan pizza will not see the Rs 20 difference for this treat-o-jumble. This way, it'll end up losing its main target customers too.
I don't know how the launch all over India is doing but this has been my experience in 3 Pizza Hut outlets in Mumbai. Anyone who love what they eat will understand why I am facing the Pizza Hut blues;)

Monday, February 13, 2006

Dhoni, Kya Dhoya Re:D:D


Oyeeeeeeeeee Balle Balle, Oye Shaava Shaava
Wah Mere Sher, Kya Innings Kheli Hai!!
Kya Chauke Aur Kya Sixers....
Oye Bharat Ki Thop...
India Ki Hope....
Keep It up Men In Blue...
Yeh Hota Hai Asli One-dayer!!!

Great going guys, we wanna see these kinda matches for sure!!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 06, 2006

Mohabbatein theme song-coder ki zabaani!!!

Got this as oone of the forwards in my inbox and it sounds kool plus i tried singing it too:p!!

Ek Trainee tha anjana sa coding karne se woh darta tha...
Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se pooch ke coding kiya karta tha,

Choree choree chupke chupke discussions mein soya karta tha...
Jab delivery honee hotee thee raat raat bhar jagta tha...

Kuch aata nahee tha usko.. jane kaise deliver karta tha...
Jabbhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se, unse poocha karta tha...
Coding kaisee hotee hai, yeh coding kaisee hotee hai ?

Aur woh developers bas yahee kah paate the.....

"Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code kaise hota hai.....
tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...."

"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."

"Door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyee bug kab kaise kaha mile,
jiske naseeb mein ho likha acceptance useeka hota hai...
kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code kaise chalta hai..tururururururururu

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Blog Word Cloud!!

I saw this on s!'s blog and I found this interesting and so I also decided to go for this:D!!


Interestingly, I get a Hinglish T-shirt:p

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Bollywood Andaaz - Meri Pehli Mulaqat...

Phir Teri Kahaani Yaad Aayi...
Yeh Dil Ne Pukaar Lagayi...
Woh Barsaat Ka Mausam Tha...
Dil Mein Bekhudi Thi...

Road Par Taxi No.9211 Se...
Achanak Tera Chehra Nazar Aaya..
Woh Lamhe Deedar Ke...
Maano Hum Hain Rahi Pyaar Ke...

Agle Din Jhankaar Beats Thi...
Wahaan Pe No Entry Lagi Thi...
Tab Tumne Kaha Hum Saath Saath Hain...
Main Stumped Hogayi...
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya...

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

If only....

Weird if onlys.....................................
Boyfriends dont' turn into husbands...
Women don't turn into bitches...
Puppy love is not equated to loving dogs...