Shaadi ya Cricket.....!!!!

This article of mine is mainly gonna be in Hindi to convey my exact sentiments....:) Actually I was thinking that there is an amazing analogy between shaadis and Indian cricket and im just trying to depict that scenario......

Wedding Card

BCCI (Bechaari Cricket Control in India)

cordially invites

one and all

to

the dhulaai ceremony

of

Aussies (Motto: Dhoyenge Unlimited)

Vs

Indians (Motto: Dhulenge Unlimited)

Venue: Nagpur

Timings: Unlimited (till 90 overs)

Band: Aussie Team

(Kyunki woh waise bhi band bajaate hain!!)

At the wedding:

First theres the toss......

(poori public aa chuki hai stadium mein...)

Spectator 1 (male): Oye...yeh kya....Dravid aa raha hai toss ke liye....Saurav kahaan hai.....??!!!

Spectator 2 (male and who has a friend in the news bureau) : Haan yaar...mujhe abhi pata chala ki mithai aur phool aaye nahi hain abhi tak..isliye woh gaya hai uska prabandh karne ke liye.....aur waise bhi hamare vice-captain Dravidji ka sasuraal hai Nagpur..!!!

Spectator 1 : Sahi yaar......double dhulaai ho jaayegi.....biwi kew haathon se bhi aur Aussies se bhi...:)

Aussies win the toss.....

Certain dialogs by each of the key players

Dravid (after Martyn's century): Kya dhulaai expert hai....Lagta hai biwi ke haathon se dhulne ka bahut experience hai!!

Martyn: Teri abhi nayi-nayi shaadi hui hai....experience aa jaayega..dont worry!!!

Clarke (to Parthiv) : Le bachche...catch practice deta hoon tujhe!!!

Parthiv : nahin nahin Clarke Uncle..aap shauk se kheliye..aaj bhi kheliye..kal bhi kheliye..bas khelte rahiye!!!

Dravid (to Parthiv during drink break) : Haath mein maska hai kya.....??!!!

Parthiv (rote hue...) : Nahin..actually Clarke uncle ne mujhe last time 150 banane ke baad chocolate di thi....isliye yeh baar maine socha 150 se jyada banane deta hoon tho phir mujhe badi gift milegi!!!!

Drinks session mein Brett Lee bhi hain maidan mein..

Spectator 3 (female): Wah....bada eligible bachelor lagta hai..suna hai use dimples bahut paand hain....apni Dimple ke liye kaisa rahega...???

Spectator 4 (female): Dimples lane ke liye kuch surgery hai kya....meri beti ke dimples nahi aate!!!

Sachin: Mujhe hi pujaari banana tha kya...sab dhone ka kaam mujhe hi karna padta hai!!! Ek tho jise phool aur mithai laane bheja tha woh tho gaayab hi ho gaya hai!!! Pata nahi kidhar ka "Dada" samajhta hai khudh ko!!!

At the end of the days cermony:

Dravid (singing a song): Shaayad meri dhulaai ka khayaal

Dil mein aaya hai

Isiliye biwi ne meri

mujhe mere sasuraal

bulaya hai!!

Dhulaai score: 362/7

In short....was amazed to see the scores..people playing hide-and-seek....1 day in the team..the other day out of the team. Rise above petty politics in sports..play to the best of your limits.....winning or losing is not important but at least give ur best shot!!! mujhe tho lag raha hai ki Border-Gavaskar trophy ki bidaai ka waqt aagaya hai!!! lets c..neways its a 5-day cermony..:)